
Just a few clips from this guys webpage called NEW RULES/LAWS.
*Any tough-guy who wear his collar turned up like some B-grade 80’s movie private investigator shall be karate chopped twenty five times in the throat. After that a corkscrew will be rammed into their dickhole so that their manhood can be violently removed. To help them take their mind off of the pain they will have their asses violated by a freak dominatrix with a sandpaper dildo… sans lube.
*Every asshole who sucks at dancing, but dances anyways will have their legs broken by governmentally trained squads of hormonally enhanced gorillas
*Pretty boys who have the goatees and chin strap facial hair that is so immaculately trimmed it looks like it was penciled on should be tossed into a jail cell with Rico, the 300 lb illegal alien rapist. If they are going to primp themselves like bitches, they ought to get treated like bitches
*The next white suburban kid that mods his car with shitty car mods bought from the professional body shop known as Wal-Mart, and listens to 50 Cent thinking he's a hardass, will get his cock and balls chopped off with a spoiler. Then he gets a first hand account of real oncoming racers bearing down on him at 200 Mph in the middle of a race track. If he loves it so much, he can experience it first hand. His remains will then be fed to pigs, the pigs, the pig shit, and the workers handling them will all be incinerated for good measure
--Angry Patriotic Bastard

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